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Little old lady
PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:32 pm  Reply with quote
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Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister  asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

Eighty percent held up their  hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All  responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive  your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she replied,  smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual.  How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," she replied. The  congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh,  Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell  us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have  an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a  lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said,

"I  outlived the bitches."

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